I'M A PERSON DAMMIT!

In order to show my human side, just this once I will post a list of things I love. Before you go reading ahead to see if you're on the list, you're not. Let it go buddy, its ok, I'm sure someone out there does, you have a mother, right? Anyway, aside from ranting there are some things out there that give me pleasure and I did one of them this morning (not morning sex you pervert, you need another person for that and its too early for porn). So without further ado, and in no particular order, I give you the "Things that Lube My Gears" edition.

• running in the rain
• my dog, even with her stinky morning breath
• wine
• Rob Schneider movies and other movies of its genre
• my niece and nephews
• the smell of brand new expensive shoe leather
• not being the drunkest one in my group
• clothes fresh out of the dryer
• swedish meatballs
• winning
• falling asleep with the waves crashing outside my window instead of trucks barrelling down the BQE
• an ice cold dirty martini, straight up - with blue cheese olives
• a cup of coffee and a cigarette after a really good meal
• a brand new magazine fresh out of its package clothing
• outdoor cafes
• people watching*

*bashing, I just wanted to keep this positive