Seriously, tell me, why do all GAY men think that ALL men are gay?? What makes gay men so self centered that they think every single male and especially celebrities*, enjoy a spirited bout of ass-ramming? What exactly is it about the glory-hole situation that is so appealing that every gay man thinks a straight man is on the other side? How long have women been subjugating their boyfriends and husbands by not allowing them to dress in drag and ride on a parade float lisping "we're here, we're queer..."?! I really want to know, someone tell me. Because its beyond my fucking comprehension and its not just a little annoying now, when you're out and you meet a cute guy, to not only have your girlfriends tell that story about you having diahhrea on vacation, but also having to contend with the added competition of a homo who won't shut the fuck up about how he's into "breaking in newbies".
*we all have that gay friend who has a friend whose ex worked as an EA for Harvey Weinstein and caught Harvey, Lance Armstrong and Tom Cruise in a 3way and now he's getting paid off by all of them but tell me, has anyone ever met this friend of a friend's ex??