Monday, January 28, 2008

SMALL PLATES


Sean Young getting all drunk and disorderly at the DGA is hilarious because I know that would totally be me! Read all about it here.


Why is Daniel Day Lewis all over this Heath Ledger thing, breaking down on Oprah, and then dedicating his SAG award to him? He didn't even KNOW him!! WTF, bandwagon much??


I was watching the news the other day and there was a fire in some warehouse that was huge and the teaser was "we don't have much information about the fire, but what we can say is there is a huge fire raging right now..." Are they serious? I mean we can see that its a fucking raging fire, why do we also have to be reminded of how stupid our newscasters are too?!


What is the deal with the fat guy from Lost? Its been like what, 3-4 years they've been out there? Why is he still so fat? I would think being stranded on an island would be good for the old waistline, what is he trapping and eating out there? PS, i don't know who amber is, but apparently she's having a party. woo hoo.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

FAFA RULES MY LIFE

i'm part of this celebrity fantasy league on fafarazzi.com and its really annoying me how everyone claims i'm the celebrity gossip queen yet i'm in 8th fucking place and everytime i go to pick up a celebrity to add to my team, someone else has beaten me to it!!! I'm like obsessed with this game and i swear the second i have to go do some work, something big happens and i miss out on the points!! ARRRGGGG it's driving me crazy! Anyway, here's my crappy team, it changes every day though.

Friday, January 25, 2008

I HATE...


I find it really irritating that people answer their cells phones at places like work and the doctors office and restaurants, when they have no idea who is calling them. I mean is their curiousity so great that they can't just push the call to VM?? Is their need to beloved only validated and confirmed by how many phone calls they get? Why do I (and everyone within hearing distance of you) have to be subjected to hearing you repeatedly say "hello?? Who is this? How did you get my number? I think you have the wrong number. No, its ok, I dial the wrong number all the time! Ok, you have a great day too!". ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

Internet Party: When Google's parents leave town...

Facebook is exactly as annoying as i imagined it to be! And how awesome "the 6th most underrated smurf is..." haha

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

THIS IS WHY I'M STILL SINGLE!!

It was my birthday weekend and I went out to dinner with some friends on Sat night and since they were bringing thir SOs, I invited a guy friend I know. Mainly he got the invite because he recently moved a few blocks away from the restaurant we were going to and he'd been bugging me to see his new place for the past few months and I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone.

So we go to dinner and after him making a few innappropriate comments we decide to go to a bar down the block for drinks and shit. We get there and he immediately disappears for the whole time we are there! He doesn't even say anything, he just disappears and then later we see him trying to talk to a girl. So I am like "what a rude motherfucker!" and we end up leaving at like 11:30 which he doesn't notice until midnight. Anyway, I haven't spoke to him since that, I never responded to his texts, until today. This is excruciating but I have to share!

RudeGuy: sorry about the other night.....
RudeGuy: I hope all is well!
RudeGuy went idle at 3:22:36 PM.
RudeGuy returned at 3:23:54 PM.
RudeGuy went idle at 3:34:15 PM.
RudeGuy returned at 4:05:20 PM.
NiceBlogger_P&K: rudeguy, i think the way you left us the other night was incredibly rude. I have no issues if you met up with some friends and you told us that you wanted to hang out with them, but to just leave us like that, and not say anything and be gone the whole time from the second we arrived was shocking behavior.
NiceBlogger_P&K: but i'm not your parent, the way you behave is your doing, i'm not going to chastize you. Just suffice it to say that I apologize if i inadvertentally did something to offend you, or if someone else in the party did.
NiceBlogger_P&K: other than that i can't think of any reason why a person would act like that.
RudeGuy: wow.
RudeGuy: I was at the bar the whole time, I was just hitting on someone. It started going well....that's all. It lasted longer than I thought and when I walked up front you guys were gone.
RudeGuy: That never happens...or at least to me.
RudeGuy: it was just that kind on situation. I texted you when I left and didn't mean any harm.
RudeGuy: I thought you'd be making fun of me....I wasn't that far away.
NiceBlogger_P&K: kyle, we know you were hitting on some girl, we saw you the whole time
NiceBlogger_P&K: its not the fact that you were doing that
RudeGuy: lol
NiceBlogger_P&K: its the fact that you didn't think to be courteous and tell us that you met up with a friend tha tyou wanted to chat with
NiceBlogger_P&K: you realize that it was my birthday?
RudeGuy: are you kidding?
NiceBlogger_P&K: just really rude, i don't think i want to be friends with someone that values chatting up a strange girl at a bar over a friend. and i'm not being dramatic, i think you should have said "hey, i'm chatting up a girl' and we would have understood, you could have even texted it to me, you didn't have to leave her
RudeGuy: I so didn't realize that....at all.
RudeGuy: wow.
NiceBlogger_P&K: um, when tony and juliannne came in they wished me a happy birthday
NiceBlogger_P&K: i'm just really shocked right now
RudeGuy: wow.
RudeGuy: I'm not sure what to say. I apologized and I didn't mean to be rude to you.
RudeGuy: I felt like you were having fun with the gang and I didn't leave....I just went to the back to go to the can and then blamo. It wasn't a huge deal but it was just fun at a bar.
NiceBlogger_P&K: we were there for 90 minutes
NiceBlogger_P&K: and of course i was having fun with my friends, but you didn't even stop when we got there, you just went right to the back
NiceBlogger_P&K: whatever
RudeGuy: hey.
NiceBlogger_P&K: i don't want to debate this
RudeGuy: we are not.
RudeGuy: at all.
RudeGuy: I texted you to apologize.
RudeGuy: I'm not saying it was the best thing to do and sometimes I'm not perfect. I wasn't being hurtful at all. I do feel bad that you feel bad about it.
RudeGuy: I really didn't think you'd care at all.
NiceBlogger_P&K: you're really selfish
NiceBlogger_P&K: its all about you, right?
RudeGuy: wow.
NiceBlogger_P&K: you didn't think that maybe i'd want to hang out with you?
NiceBlogger_P&K: why would i invite you?
RudeGuy: I'm sorry, Kim.
NiceBlogger_P&K: you think i invite people out on my birthday so they can leave me?
RudeGuy: hey.....
RudeGuy: to be honest sometimes when we hang out.....
RudeGuy: I wish it was more.......but I know you want to be friends.
NiceBlogger_P&K: i can't even comprehend what you're saying,
RudeGuy: ok.
NiceBlogger_P&K: you're saying tha tyou want it to be more, and to prove that you'll ditch me on my birthday to talk to a random girl?
RudeGuy: that's not it at all.
NiceBlogger_P&K: how does that make sense with you?
RudeGuy: I'm trying to explain.
RudeGuy: we've never even had this much of a conversation.....or one this honest before.
RudeGuy: I just honestly thought you were bringing me as a friend.
NiceBlogger_P&K: I WAS
NiceBlogger_P&K: you're missing the whole point
NiceBlogger_P&K: the point isn't that you were talking to a girl
RudeGuy: I'm not totally.
RudeGuy: I know.
NiceBlogger_P&K: its that you didn't tell us that you were going to be doing that
NiceBlogger_P&K: that's it
NiceBlogger_P&K: that's all i wanted to say, i'm not mad, i'm just shocked
RudeGuy: Us?
NiceBlogger_P&K: us, me and my friends
RudeGuy: I mean I should have told you.
RudeGuy: well you were the most important.
RudeGuy went idle at 5:14:11 PM.
RudeGuy returned at 5:15:20 PM.
RudeGuy: Kim....I'm not perfect. I know that. We all have our moments.
RudeGuy: I didn't just leave and I should have thought of you.
RudeGuy: are you there?

Thursday, January 10, 2008

TV, GOOD!!

I'm so psyched for a new 30 Rock tonight! Spooky, scary!

LET ME SMELL YO' DICK

Is this the best song they could have picked for a presidential hopeful to be dancing to on day time television????

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I AM ADDICTED TO THIS!

do you know if I can download as a rington? It's so effing catchy, I'm sure there is a dance mix out there already!

GOSSIP GIRLS: RANT 2

Ok, I know I've already ranted abut Gossip Girls but over the long shutdown from work, I've actually had to watch the Christmas episode. There were so many plot lines I couldn't keep track of everything but basically every one knows that Blair is a conniving, scheming(sp) bitch, so why does everyone want to know her? I don't get it. And then I saw the ecommercials for the new episode and its like where do these people get their writers from? It sounds like someone was reading a few too many Mario Puzo books. "Everyone keeps their mouth shut and no one gets hurt". Give me a break! How can people watch this crap??

OLD PEOPLE+ESCALTORS=NO!!

Old people should not be allowed to use escalators. Or moving sidewalks or subways. Or anything mechanical that requires a certain amount of dexterity and swiftness to operate correctly and safely. I'm always stuck in an old person pile-up on escalators and I'm gettting really annoyed with having to smell their mothball and vegetable soup body odor!