YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS??

People who read the NY Times on the train like they are in their house, on their couch, with the tv on and their feet up. WHAT the FUCK dude?!?! Do you not realize that holding a newspaper that measures 4 fucking feet wide across - open - is disturbing people?? Have you not had the lesson where you are supposed to FOLD the fucking paper to the column you are reading?! Do you think the entire row of seats around you all want to have your arms and hands in front of their face?? How are you this fucking self centered?? Look around you numbnuts, NO ONE else is reading like that. Have some goddamn courtesy if you are going to ride the fucking train, you rude motherfucker.