Saturday, September 16, 2006


You know when you go out to your local bagel/coffee/bakery shop and they have those benches outside?? You know what fuckers?? They're not meant for you to move in for the day and save seats for all your friends!! You sit, eat and leave so that other people can sit there. And if you didn't buy anything, then get the fuck up! I fucking hate it when this happens or how about when you're sitting there quietly eating and drinking and like a family of 12 comes and sits down and takes up all of the fucking oxygen and basically make you move because you don't have a family of 12 to counter theirs. Is it really necessary for you to take out the fucking 3 seat stroller with 6 diaper bags and assorted toys and kids and pets for a FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE?!?!! That's why you have Chuck E Cheez dickface. I'm not saying you aren't entitled to coffee or outdoor seating, just not when I'm there. Get it? Got it? GOOD!

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