Tuesday, September 05, 2006


You know what I really hate? These people that go running and feel it necessary to jog in place at intersections. ITS TWO FUCKING SECONDS! I really don't see how its prolonging your workout and frankly, I find it patronizing. I like when the light turns red because I get a mandatory 30 second break! It's just so annoying that you feel you're better than me because you can jog in place. Oh yeah buddy?! You think you're better than me?! IT'S GO TIME!*

Oh and for that matter, little miss "I have beautiful long flowing blonde tresses", put your hair in a goddamn ponytail, we all thinks its the bee's knees but you're fucking RUNNING, you asshat!!

*mandelbaum, mandelbaum....

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