Monday, September 18, 2006
FRIVILOUS LAWSUIT OF THE DAY
A woman is threatening to sue Toys R Us because she was asked to take her breastfeeding to the private area they set up ESPECIALLY for nursing mothers. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! First of all, why should whipping out an engorged breast and having an infant "feed" like some disgusting parasite, IN PUBLIC, be a civil liberty and be allowable anywhere the mother goes?? Why do these women who have had unprotected sex get more benefits than someone like me, who takes precautions and does not add to the overpopulation of the world? I'M A GOOD NEIGHBOR! Who the fuck does this woman think she is, suing people, for simply asking her to do it someplace else? Now we can't even approach people who are making us uncomfortable, we have to just sit there and take it?? FUCK THAT BITCH. Hey Miss I Can Get Knocked Up, I hate to tell you this but sometimes life is just difficult and it doesn't always run your way. Instead of suing over something ridiculous like this, why don't you worry about your kid, it turns out - I'm psychic and I can see its going to have an eating disorder and be on anti-depressants in the next 10 years because its mother is such a fucking shrew. And I'm also sick of these asshole cunty lawyers who always have something to prove and act like they are going to be the next Sandra Day O'Conner and change the "law". Fuck that, get a real job.