NEWS SUCKS

I hate the news. You turn it on and its always "shocking photos!" "don't let your kids watch this segment" "the unthinkable has happened" "the world is coming to a fucking end but I'm Rosanna "Lushbag" Scotto and I'm here to tell you how to save your soul from burning in hell for all eternity!". Give me a break here, just read the fucking news and leave the fear mongering and panic attacks and editorializing to the general public. Christ. Oh and while we're at it Today Show, this is a morning program, I never want to hear the words "bloody diarrhea" on your show EVER AGAIN! That's disgusting.