Wednesday, June 20, 2007

TOP TEN: WOMEN SHAPED LIKE LINEBACKERS

In the continuing series of Top Tens:



Top 10 Women Shaped Like Linebackers

1. Jessica Biel - I think we all know how I feel about this one
2. Mariah Carey - 10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound sack
3. Janet Reno - I can't tell the difference between her and when Will Ferrell plays her
4. Hillary Clinton - CANCKLES
5. Fergie - ugh she's just gross
6. Serena & Venus Williams - great tennis players but they could easily take on Tiki & Ronde Barber and win
7. Samantha Ronson - she's just fucking ugly, maybe she's not a linebacker, but she could totally be that guy that just kicks the ball for the 7th point
8. Kimora Lee Simmons - christ, you see the neck rolls on this beast?!
9. Kim Kardashian - that ass is so ridiculous, you could park a bike in it.

As always feel free to leave your nominees in the comments section.

3 comments:

p&k said...

10. Rachel Hunter, i don't get her appeal, i know she was a sports illustrated swimsuit model but she has no curves!

Olivia Lou said...

How about the fat beast I work with?
Please see my blog to find out about the goings-on of Fatface (aka Shrek, twat wad, and super cunt). http://eyeh8you.blogspot.com/

Enjoy.
Its equally as hateful and glorious as this one.

Olivia Lou said...

I didn't know who Samantha Ronson was before this blog. Thank you for shedding light on this girl-who-looks-like-mad-little-boy genre of girls. Apparently, its becoming the next big thing in Hollywood. Either that or someone went to Ethiopia and thought it was a fashion hub.
The bloated belly and jaundice is totally in!

Oh, and what is with her stupid scrunched up face in every single google image picture? Who the fuck gave her a lemon?