OMG, I just read that GW Bush had been pickpocketed in Albania, someone stole his watch while he was gladhanding! Why do I find this hilarious? It's up there with him choking on a pretzel and hitting his head, or falling off his bike and segway (see above).See the link for pickpocket pictures.
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I don't know why they're calling this a "pickpocket". Wrists aren't pockets, and these people ganked the damn watch, they didn't pick it. Lame. Did the president come up with that term? Like, did he say, "OMG (but he didn't say oh my god, he literally said oh emm gee) ya'll, I've done been pick pocketed (and, yeah, he probably split that up into two whole, drawn out words because, well, that's how he rolls)!"
And then he cried until his mommy called and said, "Don't worry Bushie (yeah, she calls him Bushie...we all think its weird, too), we'll get you a new watch."
And he cried, "I don't wanna new watch!" And then he sucked his thumb until Laura spanked him to sleep.
At least, that's how I see it in my head. It could have been a totally different scenario.
...probably not...
Ugh, I can't leave my picture of Gob from Arrested Development on his retard walker. It would have been so funny. Oh well...
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