Thursday, June 14, 2007


If I see one more fucking picture of Heidi Montag frolicking on the beach in a bikini, I am going to start paying a visit to all these gossip sites headquarters with my friend, Remington 12 gauge. Her, and that fug ass boyfriend and those cheap ass implants and the rest of her stupid plastic surgeries. How much self loathing does a person have to have to get a nose job, chin job, boob job (and god knows what else) in one sitting?! She might as well kill herself because she's never going to be pretty enough. Also, for someone who seems to spend days on end at the beach, how is she so pasty?? And now because I can't bring myself to post a picture of her nasty ass (which would actually negate the power of this rant) please enjoy this video of a monkey giving head. Smooches!


jemi said...

I cannot stand Heidi and her douchebag boyfriend Spencer. They are so fake!

p&k said...

OMG, thank YOU so much!! Why are these two famous?? They are so boring yet they do everything they can to be deemed "cool". Its pathetic!