FATTY, FATTY 2X4...

I'm sorry, but beth ditto is fucking gross. There is embracing your body and have a good self image and there is just obese. Seeing her stripped naked on a stage makes me sick to my stomach.

A LAPDANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING

This woman is such a fucking attention whore, I have no sympathy for her at all. I love my dog and would be heartbroken if someone stole her and really, no one is more sympathetic to people when this happens but first of all, she was in a fucking restaurant eating and tied the dogs up outside, then she offers a reward and goes on TV crying about how they mean everything to her and how she would pay anything and then she gets the dogs back and she stiffs the fucking guy?? If she thinks its a scam she should go the police, but she got her dogs back (which she lost due to her own negligence) and now she refuses to pay him MONEY but will pay him (and his friends) in SEX?? She disgusts me and her dogs should be taken away from her.

BITCH, BITCH, BITCH

I am so tired of all this hype surrounding the Sex and (in?) the City movie. I mean these women are all in their 40's with kids and wrinkles and varicose veins, are we to really believe men would still want to fuck them?? Although I can't believe anyone would 10 years ago, SJP is a troll and that mole on her face disgusts me, KC is just a dried up old whore, and the other two are just useless, a dyke and repressed socialite. And that leads me to todays rant. I am sick of seeing these bratty, temper-tantrum-throwing rich girls who think they are being all empowered and embracing their "inner bitch". That's not a bitch, that's just a self absorbed, selfish, self centered cunt. The difference between a bitch and brat is the ability to pull the trigger. In my day a bitch was a woman who's not afraid to get personal, who will draw blood for no reason other than she felt like it, someone who will fight dirty and hit below the belt. Let's set this record straight. Just because you can whine like a 10 year old who doesn't get her way, does not make you a bitch, it just makes you a sad, pathetic little gnat.

DIRECTORS CHAIRS

You know those directors chairs that movie sets have with the name of whoever the star is (or are) for them to sit in? What do they do with those chairs after the movie is wrapped? Like does Leo DiCaprio take it home with him? Or does the studio keep it? If Leo takes it home, does he have like dozens of them? Or does he bring the same one to each movie with him? If the studio keeps it, why? On the off chance that Leo will do another movie for them and they can use it again? And where do they keep them? Is there a giant warehouse of chairs with celebrity names on them??

Omg, I just blew my mind! Maybe the chairs are the same chairs and they just change the names on them? Can they do that? I always thought the names were embrodiered but maybe they can change the names so they don't have to keep buying chairs. I have to sit down for a minute.

WE DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK

Don't you think Eva Mendes is kind of useless in movies? I can't remember seeing one role that she played where I thought she was good for it. She can be interchanged with almost any other bland actress. If it weren't for her tits, we wouldn't even be hearing about her.

PREGNANT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU

Am I the only person who finds a woman's distended, pregnant belly disgusting?? I don't think that's sexy at all. And I don't want to see it uncovered on magazine covers and on TV. Seeing a belly that is so full that the belly button actually POPS OUT, is not a good look. It actually makes me sick to MY stomach! Please keep it covered America.

Ugh, look at that self satisfied smirk on her face, I suddenly have the urge to punch her in that baby basket of hers.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE... PART DEUX

So I am meeting this friend for drinks after work the other night and she asks me to meet her where she works because she has her car there and doesn't want to have to move it and pay again for parking, so I was like "sure, just tell me what train station to get off at". She proceeds to give me cross streets instead of station names. When I tell her that on the train she is telling me to take that there are stops on Broadway, Houston AND Lafayette, she doesn't respond to me. So whatever, I just leave because she tells me she can only stick around for a little while and I didn't want to waste more time on this and figured I'd just wing it. So she texts me and tells me that she'll meet me outside the train station exit. I get there and THERE ARE 4 EXITS!!

So I'm really annoyed now because its all about her, then she drags me to like 5 bars and she still can't pick one, even after every one she mentioned I said "SURE". All of a sudden we're 4 blocks down Prince St and she still can't make up her fucking mind.

Finally we find a place and then she spends the better part of 3 drinks bitching about work even though I warned her that that job wasn't for her (and not to mention that every time i speak to her she's complaining about her job) and then talking about guys she works with. That's it. The only time conversation drifted to me was when she said she didn't like my hair the last time she saw me. Why do I put up with this? Are friends like this normal??

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...

I have a friend who is so fucking irritating. Everything you tell him NOT to do, he does. I'll tell him "don't call my phone, text or email me" and he calls, I'll say "I'm going to get a drink, wait here" and he follows me. I say "I'll meet you there" and he shows up outside my door. Now last night I say "I can't wait to see the premiere of 30 Rock tonight" and he fucking calls me in the middle of it!!! I mean WTF. Why are people so fucking stupid??

CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER!!

there is a foreign guy that works on my floor and he sounds like he has downs and its really irritating because he talks constantly and right outside my door. I hate him.

SELF-CENTERED COW

IVANKA TRUMP says "I have beautiful teeth. They shine by themselves, and so do I!".

I was on the fence with her with because she seemed to be working and not showing her cooch and partying and blowing through money and Valtrex like a Paris Hilton type whore, even though she was working for daddy and her daddy is Donald Trump the most disgusting human being in NY, in my mind. But this comment just makes me really fucking hate her. What a useless and snobby comment. It's not hard to shine when you have millions of dollars at your privileged feet you over-processed bitch.

NO SHIT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lil Jon told Forbes. "We're using our success and celebrity and turning that into ways of making money."

DATING THROUGH COMMENTS

I was just reading some of my friends comments on myspace and on one of my friends, a guy was setting up a date with her through her comments section. Isn't that weird? It went back and forth like 4 or 5 times. Why didn't he just email her or text message or CALL?? Now everyone can read that dorky awkwardness. I feel bad for him but I also want to punch him in the nuts.

MY EARS!! MY EYES!!

Wow, she's almost as bad as Britney Spears, I would give her points because her dancing is more spastic but then she does just stand in that one spot so I take them away and her lip synching, why did they even give her a microphone?? Is she a prop singer??

BALLOON SEXY TIME

STINK, STANK, STUNK

Ooof, someone is cooking fishsticks or fish fillets downstairs and it STINKS!

I'M TOO ANNOYED TO THINK OF A TITLE FOR THIS

from the Post, Page 6: "BIJOU Phillips would love nothing more than for her long-time boyfriend, Danny Masterson, to pop the question. Though reps assure us the two have not yet talked about marriage, Phillips was overheard gushing over her beau of three years backstage at the Jill Stuart fashion show. Our spy said, "She talked about how he doesn't do any drugs and she's only surrounded by people who are good for her when she's with him.""

Why does she have to surround herself with people that are good for her, why can't she make her own mind up? What is she 12, she doesn't know how to say no? Give me a break, she needs to take responsibility for own life and actions and stop blaming her problems on "other people". Fucking celebrities, they're all fucked in the head.

SLOW NEWS WEEK??

I've been away for a while so i'm coming in on the tail end of this this vanessa hudgens "scandal". I have not seen the pictures, apparently she pays her lawyers on time, but I have been hearing a lot of this lately from disney folks and old people, essentially "we all make mistakes, I just hope she learned her lesson".

WHAT FUCKING MISTAKE?? WHAT FUCKING LESSON?? So she took some nude pictures of herself, big fucking deal. Its not like she skinned a cat or ate a baby for godssake. Nudity is natural and we see it all the time. I guess its ok when a paparazzi gets the picture but not when its taken by the celebrity itself.

I really have no idea who this girl is besides the HSM stuff, but I hope she doesn't think she actually did something wrong just because some moral fatcat told her she did, I hope she has more self esteem than that, but I wouldn't be surprised if all this attention has forced her into an eating disorder.

YAWN

I'm really fucking tired of ben stiller.

GO ARMY

You know all these people that do these letter drives for the troops, they collect letters that lonely people write to anonymous soldiers and send them on to just random troops in Iraq?

I wonder if the troops aren't sometimes annoyed by them? I mean because they have write back (I assume they do, whenever i hear thse stories the soldiers always write back)and its like if they have a hisband/wife and family plus their parents and siblings, all writing them, isn't getting letters from a total stranger where you have to write back, kind of like work then? If it was me, I'd be like send me some cookies or money if you want to support me, I don't need a fucking chore! Random stranger support isn't going to feed me or put braces on my kids, for godsake.

WHERE YOU AT?!

Wow, I've been away for some time!! I'm gonna get back to posting more frequently, work has been nuts and I've been in Mexico for like FOREVER and there has been constant drama and all that just exhausts me! Anyway, thanks for being loyal readers, I'm sorry for not being here for you and I'll be getting back to posting sometime today.

xoxoxo