Finally after years of pressure from my friends, I finally joined Facebook. And I hate it. I hate all the stupid "pithy" updates people write, like "I hate mondays" and "so and so is..." and "work sux". UGH. Here's an update - "you're not Seinfeld!!" No one cares about the boring minutia of your daily life except YOU! Or the random exes that you forgot you even dated who find you and want to "catch up". Barf. The only thing worse (in my mind) now, is Twitter. Please God, don't let Twitter find a way to monetize, PLEASE!!