tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320097552024-03-07T13:19:57.958-05:00RanTastic!p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.comBlogger341125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-71587871279567058422009-03-14T21:34:00.005-04:002009-03-14T21:56:28.789-04:00P&K is....<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkDqPshq7vpJ7FkZG_hAhciCGow4gEuzMGjntE0ILxLiR0Qjk9qXrrTCBmICtyxwdHa76pLUvgVn3rv6IyE-Sq0ne3t-5FgGTgUDmqIJapW2LGOyLGWjVGoTSSQ0FHsxgZtLvi/s1600-h/facebook.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313227471689069954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 120px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkDqPshq7vpJ7FkZG_hAhciCGow4gEuzMGjntE0ILxLiR0Qjk9qXrrTCBmICtyxwdHa76pLUvgVn3rv6IyE-Sq0ne3t-5FgGTgUDmqIJapW2LGOyLGWjVGoTSSQ0FHsxgZtLvi/s320/facebook.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Finally after years of pressure from my friends, I finally joined Facebook. And I hate it. I hate all the stupid "pithy" updates people write, like "I hate mondays" and "so and so is..." and "work sux". UGH. Here's an update - "you're not Seinfeld!!" No one cares about the boring minutia of your daily life except YOU! Or the random exes that you forgot you even dated who find you and want to "catch up". Barf. The only thing worse (in my mind) now, is Twitter. Please God, don't let Twitter find a way to monetize, PLEASE!!</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-70356787060165012212009-03-14T21:18:00.004-04:002009-03-14T21:32:54.147-04:00Same Old...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihi2uFL91QUPwPhDwsDIAR_jFOAmWJb8JI_Bgv50emNH9MqZJnjRlJ6NWfJCMGGUQ5I_bLp1GOHKD5TXea81xcDzHEGp2pN5mFR7S2eeLi5VKPyoO-paje4vs_iTyUSbGqaN60/s1600-h/Sad+dog.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313220969434851394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 286px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihi2uFL91QUPwPhDwsDIAR_jFOAmWJb8JI_Bgv50emNH9MqZJnjRlJ6NWfJCMGGUQ5I_bLp1GOHKD5TXea81xcDzHEGp2pN5mFR7S2eeLi5VKPyoO-paje4vs_iTyUSbGqaN60/s320/Sad+dog.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Wow, it's been a few months! Things are ok with me, still in San Fran, finally got all my furniture assembled so now I guess I am officially settled in, still technically single, busy at work, I won our last Fafa pool, which was awesome! I guess I probably haven't written in a while because I have a whole new group of people I can rant at. But I didn't want to spread myself too thin - so I'm back!</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-7506618615800221972008-12-09T22:52:00.002-05:002008-12-09T23:04:21.319-05:00WHO'S WHO<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJJEmD4J3WVez6AgGZy-kcbeSQFOKEqLrEd10LhakTEtOXcYt_JYFHPrepE68la179e5BB_9gVqbq0VoG7fR9xJhWPU7VKrR0Sbp0OWgzTbkhbGNISsn2Wk5f2TaHKMsTetzER/s1600-h/angelina-megan-fox.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278007197864732434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 260px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJJEmD4J3WVez6AgGZy-kcbeSQFOKEqLrEd10LhakTEtOXcYt_JYFHPrepE68la179e5BB_9gVqbq0VoG7fR9xJhWPU7VKrR0Sbp0OWgzTbkhbGNISsn2Wk5f2TaHKMsTetzER/s320/angelina-megan-fox.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I don't get Megan Fox' appeal. To me she just looks like a skinnier Bratz doll. I think its creepy how she's always saying in interviews how she wants to be just like Angelina Jolie, and now she's starting to resemble her and how she's always talking about sex. To me it just sounds like someone who would do anything for attention from men. I don't know if its low self esteem, poor education or what, but someone needs to tell her to just be herself. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-56229846487228663182008-12-09T22:34:00.005-05:002008-12-09T22:51:51.809-05:00WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY?A person I work with came to me yesterday telling me about this video he just <em>had</em> to send me that was so hilarious, and it turned out it was a mash up of hitler speeches that made it sound like he was shilling for cell phones or something (I didn't actually watch it, I'm just going by his description), and I was like "why is this being made?". Honestly, who thinks this is funny? Hitler is responsible for one of the biggest genocides in history, and someone thinks its appropriate to make a "funny" video starring him? To me that is just disgusting and that person should be shunned, not made an "internet sensation" which I'm sure will happen any day now. It just makes me sick that there are people out there who would find that amusing or worthy to pass around. What are people thinking?! And don't try to give me the argument that satirizing it lessens the stigma, we should not be doing that. Some things should stay awful and uncomfortable, as a reminder to everyone how good they have it. This also goes for the terms rape, nigger (and any other racial slur).p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-79548739115435012112008-12-09T22:23:00.004-05:002008-12-09T22:33:19.949-05:00WHERE DID I LEAVE MY HEART?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Ml8KpSoT7AYK26mUXHcprLsSJoDqJLUZU3Xg8dhnUHTGIrL7jr-mP17rnGua2_fxrynL0CDuEu6d-Vb3xpD6YW4PuHISkLJ0hv6nGFUmJr0BkZeWz6BH_OI5avr86tgvQMmv/s1600-h/Golden-Gate-Bridge-photo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277999373188897890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 231px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Ml8KpSoT7AYK26mUXHcprLsSJoDqJLUZU3Xg8dhnUHTGIrL7jr-mP17rnGua2_fxrynL0CDuEu6d-Vb3xpD6YW4PuHISkLJ0hv6nGFUmJr0BkZeWz6BH_OI5avr86tgvQMmv/s320/Golden-Gate-Bridge-photo.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Ever since I moved to SF every single person I speak to asks me how I like it and I always try to be polite and say I like and its fun and nice a good change of pace. People here tend to get offended if you dare say anything that isn't a ringing endorsement of the city. But here's my deep, dirty, dark secret. I don't care about it. I don't like it or dislike it, I'm totally ambivilent about it. I can take it or leave it. It's not that it's a bad place or anything but there's nothing spectacular about it. The weather is retarded, the people are not as friendly as you originally think, the bars close at like midnight, the gays think they own the place. It's just a place to live for a while. Maybe in another 6 months I'll think differently but right now I really don't give a shit about it. If it wasn't for my job, I'd never move here. So there, kill me if you want but that's the truth. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-14631129930871895462008-12-09T10:04:00.003-05:002008-12-09T10:14:47.625-05:00AN ISRAEL THAT WON'T KILL YOU<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS3Ps9VfjA73_2NHJsvandHxz3_FE774mmqKCIxW1gk5TantF_ZXYpgSeRNwPJ7PcwTPd8x3KihaQwXKllhx53GS5ZJw_nukOu9SmX9EIqQk1ZkCdyLW1y_DONWw0cME3bA9_s/s1600-h/Bluth+Bananas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277809009483802130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 205px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS3Ps9VfjA73_2NHJsvandHxz3_FE774mmqKCIxW1gk5TantF_ZXYpgSeRNwPJ7PcwTPd8x3KihaQwXKllhx53GS5ZJw_nukOu9SmX9EIqQk1ZkCdyLW1y_DONWw0cME3bA9_s/s320/Bluth+Bananas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Has anyone seen the billboards for Israel tourism?? There is one right outside my building and I have to say it's no I heart NY! I tried to get a picture of it but my camera phone is shit and I'm like the one person in the world without a digital camera (hint hint christmas present idea!). </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-257791009658478552008-10-21T22:00:00.004-04:002008-10-21T22:18:07.989-04:00DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A HANKERING FOR CRUSHED CRULLERS?!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRPwvgE6wPGvRuVzUblOMyDVEdSOkLeaOc97-3HMiZ5bGXnYb2z2lQpugfuUE6RI0zd6VH8JMnwnlGKvKxLJgPklOuiOKo5QFWQ28Kai1jzOyb00NsOvHLHPOJ0kg9AgSOtYQG/s1600-h/Tara+Reid+Ass.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259794588844337074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRPwvgE6wPGvRuVzUblOMyDVEdSOkLeaOc97-3HMiZ5bGXnYb2z2lQpugfuUE6RI0zd6VH8JMnwnlGKvKxLJgPklOuiOKo5QFWQ28Kai1jzOyb00NsOvHLHPOJ0kg9AgSOtYQG/s320/Tara+Reid+Ass.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Have you seen the recent pictures of Tara Reid's fucked up body on the beach the other day (if not, see above)? Am I the only one thinking that this is just too easy now? She obviously has issues but if she's ok with it why do the rest of us care? Sure it's gross to look at but I've seen worse. It's not much of a coup when the target is so pathetic. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-7805409557962325342008-10-21T10:00:00.006-04:002008-10-21T22:27:14.986-04:00SINGLED OUT<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIKYXRvPphc2QyV4Ol0UASy8YOrTGLsfSkh0PS8_XPYTFXA_6ck1NCoodSR0w4CaqXEgOwjljcg_LBLDzTDSXmXma7l5z9qLHyzY1EZzag1CtaNF7LBkv_iBw49lUs13Tcvkc2/s1600-h/Jenny-McCarthy-Bikini-and-Lingerie-Screensaver.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259613443620645410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIKYXRvPphc2QyV4Ol0UASy8YOrTGLsfSkh0PS8_XPYTFXA_6ck1NCoodSR0w4CaqXEgOwjljcg_LBLDzTDSXmXma7l5z9qLHyzY1EZzag1CtaNF7LBkv_iBw49lUs13Tcvkc2/s320/Jenny-McCarthy-Bikini-and-Lingerie-Screensaver.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Jenny McCarthy always irritated me, that stupid blonde act, the stupid show on MTV and then she started dating that stupid Jim Carrey. But this US Weekly article about how she cured, oh excuse me, "recovered", her son from autism really made me grit my teeth. First of all, why is this a story NOW? According to this she "recovered" him 3 years ago. Secondly, who does she think she is? The language she uses is a tad grandiose. Some direct quotes, this one to God "you fix my boy, you show me the way and I'll teach the world". Are you fucking kidding me??? She spreading God's word? I guess it in a way it makes sense, He did always take to whores (remember Mary Magdelene?). And how about this one "I'm doing it, I'm pulling him out!" about his recovery. According to this article all she did was restrict dairy and wheat and let him watch Nickelodeon. Wow, that's some miracle worker there, let's start the petition to make her a saint. And then about her son getting the MMR shot and setting the future in motion "I felt a chill. It was like I was watching destiny happen, loss of eye contact, loss of language.". Give me a BREAK! That happened all in that one second it took to give the kid a shot?? </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I have to say there are a lot of people out there that have kids with autism (and worse) who are not being "recovered" and to hear her crow about her victory seems a little like mud in their eye. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad her son is better, but is printing an interview like this in a gossip magazine the best way to reach people? All her statistics are disputed by the CDC, and quite frankly this quote seems to make the most sense in the whole article, "Rates (of autism) have gone up since the early 1990's, possibly due to increased diagnosis.". Even she said that her son was misdiagnosed in the beginning, so can't this be true as a more general statement and not due to the MMR shot alone? And the kicker to this whole "recovery" is that she didn't even figure this out herself, she got all her information from a website! As I said, I'm glad her son is ok, and that she's happy but seriously, enough about this "I'm showing you the way of God" crap, it's not like she cured autism the disease, she just did what any other parent would do in this situation, she cared for her kid. A lot of other mothers and fathers have done the same, why aren't we putting them up on a cover too?</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-72541879424214632352008-09-25T10:13:00.003-04:002008-09-25T10:18:23.139-04:00WHICH COUNTRY'S GOT TALENT??<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbtpYvaWGaULWTk9lP05apo0VzWwsgB9HqTK4w7SCekSloaTC6sacyOUyj0ALUTP5MDqQ39w6fVA0uDGA2-hyLF1P4pDGPhIH0y6jflx7XZ3Kc1e-rHKPydbuGIWWUygIEYS_S/s1600-h/AGT+Judges.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249963011774470898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbtpYvaWGaULWTk9lP05apo0VzWwsgB9HqTK4w7SCekSloaTC6sacyOUyj0ALUTP5MDqQ39w6fVA0uDGA2-hyLF1P4pDGPhIH0y6jflx7XZ3Kc1e-rHKPydbuGIWWUygIEYS_S/s400/AGT+Judges.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I was flipping through the channels last night and came upon "America's Got Talent". Query, why are 2/3rds of the judges on this show, English?? That kind of blew my mind (although I'm sure the 4 happy hour vodkas helped too!).</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-10792650366233256032008-08-27T22:07:00.002-04:002008-08-27T22:27:29.618-04:00FUCK WHOLE FOODSI was just at Whole Foods and I am SO MAD! I was getting bottled water and it was on sale for 3 for $4 so I went and got a 6 pack. I get to the register and it scans it at the regular price so I tell him that it's on sale, blah blah. So then he recites this whole list of questions like he's fucking interrogating me and then gives me this speech about how you have to buy them by single bottles only and I can go get 6 loose bottles (but I can;t do that because i need the handle on the shrink wrap to carry this many bottles home, a paper bag handle is not strong enough), so I'm like "because I buy in bulk I get to pay more" and he has to the nerve to be like "yeah" and not even have the courtesy to look sheepish about this! So then the guy behind me is like "can't you just scan the bottle instead of the bar code on the outside packaging?" so being bombarded by good sense and a growing line, he goes "i'm not supposed to do this" like he's giving them to me for free or something, but of course it doesn't work and he has to call a manager. A MANAGER FOR GODS SAKE! so then she goes on about some fucking inventory reason why they can;t do it and its just like <em>kill me</em> already. Here I am, trying to buy some of your goods, maybe I don't understand commerce but would you rather sell the 6 pack at the sale price or would you rather not sell anything at all?? I ended up not buying them because I was so ticked off. I've seen murderers get off easier than this.<br /><br />This whole experience reminded me of a story a friend of mine told me. She went there looking for fois gras and the person behind the counter was like "we only sell cruelty free items here". Why couldn't they have just said no, instead they have to push their fucking do-gooder, hippy dippy, liberal, douchebag agenda on people. Fuck you Whole Foods. I'm sick of your shit. You're a fucking supermarket so get over yourself.p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-3555193958576189172008-08-25T10:02:00.004-04:002008-08-25T10:25:39.366-04:00WHEN DOES FOOTBALL START?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX9wsFJQve-6HnLGCaPpCQAh3tKvRb7E6PAX8pp6u8qym1DfaTvo8ECUAa07l3BsU1tAkNfo7mC9VxZgvvk1veF1QiWTyKONxZLDOVpQwhPlPSjGASL0gYIvXe7_tInR3utSTo/s1600-h/300px-Gold_medal_olympic_svg.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238461203223093842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX9wsFJQve-6HnLGCaPpCQAh3tKvRb7E6PAX8pp6u8qym1DfaTvo8ECUAa07l3BsU1tAkNfo7mC9VxZgvvk1veF1QiWTyKONxZLDOVpQwhPlPSjGASL0gYIvXe7_tInR3utSTo/s400/300px-Gold_medal_olympic_svg.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I am so glad the Olympics are over, I'm so sick of the way people go on and one about them. I was at a dinner party the other night and these people are talking about how they are up until like 3 am watching this crap. Are table tennis, archery and weight lifting that exciting? What am I missing here? National pride? Oh yeah, I bet other countries are sooo jealous of our skills. I can just picture them now "oh I hate those Americans but let's give them props for their volleyball talent". Enough already. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-55895780742756169292008-08-25T10:01:00.001-04:002008-08-25T10:01:48.228-04:001800 KILL ME!<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/zlO9nqtGfUE' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/zlO9nqtGfUE'/></object></p><p>These commercials are in heavy rotation here in Cali and they are sooo irritating! This woman's voice makes me long for the sweet sounds of nails on a blackboard, and seriously are people this fucking stupid that they'd rather live with rotting teeth than see a dentist?? </p></div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-82833837122944980302008-08-05T22:29:00.004-04:002008-08-05T22:38:46.408-04:00TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtTAl5rq_7KUZh4L6VopMANAGDUGO4YavyB60jU3IhD5kPZWvfLatnj2ck1M4TIEiX-lMXmNI2ed8un5Y6sGRWRSuD_gSOxthruvsQIdYL2EuTQ_NRHbciCOjHJunQvGE8VWl7/s1600-h/lisa+simpson+dancing.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231228369180374258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtTAl5rq_7KUZh4L6VopMANAGDUGO4YavyB60jU3IhD5kPZWvfLatnj2ck1M4TIEiX-lMXmNI2ed8un5Y6sGRWRSuD_gSOxthruvsQIdYL2EuTQ_NRHbciCOjHJunQvGE8VWl7/s400/lisa+simpson+dancing.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I really hate it when people bring laptops into meetings. You call a meeting and someone's tapping away, obviously they aren't paying attention to whatever the moderator is saying. Why even bother to come?? I don't allow them in meetings I call, but other people do and I think they should ban them. Fucking rude!</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-40244322907243485022008-08-03T11:01:00.004-04:002008-08-03T19:09:46.012-04:00LICK IT AND STICK IT<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwagGZB6tmfAg9NFwTVHjBysqRNuDHTVJV0ySxfOCGu8RtM7H4e2ikbpSWD-uNkgyG2nzaO92Vuwo9fzxAamjIEWSppUUyHNSyRdY0yO7OR1BhYewIAb1RT43iBeDsgmTzNjmr/s1600-h/cat-licking-itself.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230309112835183538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwagGZB6tmfAg9NFwTVHjBysqRNuDHTVJV0ySxfOCGu8RtM7H4e2ikbpSWD-uNkgyG2nzaO92Vuwo9fzxAamjIEWSppUUyHNSyRdY0yO7OR1BhYewIAb1RT43iBeDsgmTzNjmr/s320/cat-licking-itself.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I was just walking back from Starbucks and this guy said to me "now <em>you</em> have someone to lick on.". He was talking about my dog. WTF?! </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-32565881284098624112008-07-28T23:19:00.006-04:002008-07-28T23:33:50.383-04:00ANYTHING FOR RATINGS<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiJnKQWWrUD-KIcyrsqTWSu5W2ZI0DRNU-53B9b7FdqT6XwsIJGYQttT3ElM1cshb1m7lnpKAJROCuOcIEpiN4AJ8PCwrY6xVZ9xbUoZwgS6xjelfQUIeVA2LRmgISunGL3Nns/s1600-h/grammer1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228272220358110482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiJnKQWWrUD-KIcyrsqTWSu5W2ZI0DRNU-53B9b7FdqT6XwsIJGYQttT3ElM1cshb1m7lnpKAJROCuOcIEpiN4AJ8PCwrY6xVZ9xbUoZwgS6xjelfQUIeVA2LRmgISunGL3Nns/s320/grammer1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>You know, I can't help get the feeling that <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080728/ap_en_mo/people_kelsey_grammer">this</a> is all a calculated ploy to get people to see this shitty ass movie. The promoters are like "ok, someone has to take a hit for this movie, Kevin Costner won't do it, so let's give Kelsey a stroke." They would have killed him but they realized that even dead, people wouldn't see this stinker! I see a dangerous hollywood trend.</div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div> </div><div> </div><div> I suggest they start with reality show stars first.</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-5655788185121464532008-07-24T22:08:00.003-04:002008-07-24T22:14:07.112-04:00CABBAGE - THE OTHER LETTUCE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbRYVls7mQX7RiLMpJ-McjUGUInRpHAjaDjYtyNBWSdYcQH7KwNFwoZyRIijMWXCv9JEGDpgJzF0z9ffaK2-edGTc3I6Ac_C7A1uovBdgjfchsvLA3RQbVgJrYr7sdcX29YtzD/s1600-h/cabbage+patch+kids.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226769169687188706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbRYVls7mQX7RiLMpJ-McjUGUInRpHAjaDjYtyNBWSdYcQH7KwNFwoZyRIijMWXCv9JEGDpgJzF0z9ffaK2-edGTc3I6Ac_C7A1uovBdgjfchsvLA3RQbVgJrYr7sdcX29YtzD/s320/cabbage+patch+kids.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>In yet another "these people are so fucking weird" post, I've never seen cabbage used so much as I have since I moved to SF. In burritos, as a side dish, in sandwiches instead of lettuce - s it's fucking everywhere! It's so fucking weird. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-91619559490367808842008-07-22T09:54:00.005-04:002008-07-22T10:09:19.498-04:00YO QUiERO TACO BELL, NO MAS!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtz9Ev6AMyJjG4XbaL69tU4nsgQKkSzX2aaqOQ2VdIT1wXhClC3XjAWz9etIMgldUAT9IsrZEOfKv73569dFH4n6ZgBmMJBmL3SriA5pRacCAcxzIRNi6aoWj7nqR8-UfubPSD/s1600-h/taco_bell_chihuahua.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225839428055450146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtz9Ev6AMyJjG4XbaL69tU4nsgQKkSzX2aaqOQ2VdIT1wXhClC3XjAWz9etIMgldUAT9IsrZEOfKv73569dFH4n6ZgBmMJBmL3SriA5pRacCAcxzIRNi6aoWj7nqR8-UfubPSD/s320/taco_bell_chihuahua.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Have you seen this from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/07/21/fda.salmonella/index.html#cnnSTCText">report</a> from the CDC ? Is it me or is the CDC working working with GW on a new plan to keep our borders protected? First its tomatoes, then jalapenos and serrano peppers and now cilantro?? This is a devious plan to scare the shit out of us and turn us against Mexicans. What's next, corn tortillas?? </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-58998157765344978482008-07-16T09:49:00.003-04:002008-07-16T09:58:07.575-04:00THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ34o1LjAt9l9yAKCiiLNuDdBa4LYaZtuHC6sQFNFP0fnPg7GQQTUwuaOE39yiBiyWg0SxrHE88SIeheg8Bzsss9b3xjG1W-UB62QQTuEbiEoxxSbNthc_ClgC1O4dZx9ZJScI/s1600-h/ruby_slippers%2520moving.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223610838615437074" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ34o1LjAt9l9yAKCiiLNuDdBa4LYaZtuHC6sQFNFP0fnPg7GQQTUwuaOE39yiBiyWg0SxrHE88SIeheg8Bzsss9b3xjG1W-UB62QQTuEbiEoxxSbNthc_ClgC1O4dZx9ZJScI/s320/ruby_slippers%2520moving.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Um, I just saw a woman wearing ear muffs. WTF?? EARMUFFS? IN CALIFORNIA?? These people are so fucking weird. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-86642205044590760812008-07-15T22:24:00.003-04:002008-07-15T22:33:33.084-04:00PIECEOFSCHMIDT<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsptk_UqN4q2nI9xw6GcJEUoo5Xcz226TtKKTTARuFwzyD2TA6vZxZGRtGjFSVNgB9SVm87S8AoU0Bfg9mZM-P9nMAVsiIDC7KMQZ3Mb0eY8kpGDGofnqjmmhI7q9i4TevXa8Y/s1600-h/familyguyfamilypromo.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223434438333166562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsptk_UqN4q2nI9xw6GcJEUoo5Xcz226TtKKTTARuFwzyD2TA6vZxZGRtGjFSVNgB9SVm87S8AoU0Bfg9mZM-P9nMAVsiIDC7KMQZ3Mb0eY8kpGDGofnqjmmhI7q9i4TevXa8Y/s320/familyguyfamilypromo.png" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I really hate the voices on the first season of Family Guy. Especially Lois'. It's so nasal and condescending. </div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-57024200916723489882008-07-14T21:58:00.004-04:002008-07-14T22:33:05.613-04:00WHAT'S A'HAPPENIN' HOT STUFF<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXHdvalztor3_C9qi_tPVaQ1Wp3VYfiaXRCaH6ZhXsTiCwCIEB1L3tBzFBgDPhqze8bEJoAAueQgQBSUMEJnqrG1xPECyc6o5Jux24H40_DFv8Ie3YckNYgI9hypciSTPFskgu/s1600-h/long-duk-dong.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5223062983576170738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXHdvalztor3_C9qi_tPVaQ1Wp3VYfiaXRCaH6ZhXsTiCwCIEB1L3tBzFBgDPhqze8bEJoAAueQgQBSUMEJnqrG1xPECyc6o5Jux24H40_DFv8Ie3YckNYgI9hypciSTPFskgu/s320/long-duk-dong.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I find it odd? Ironic? Redundant?? That San Francisco, a city that in my admittedly non-scientific poll is like 200% asian has a Chinatown. And a Japantown. There'd be less asian people if you <em>went</em> to China!</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-79000044509717561282008-06-30T15:40:00.003-04:002008-06-30T15:50:30.317-04:00GIVE A HOOT...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdBZtCCFZyJEDcn2kTOMTfhHN42FGfBBKSI9SOyv6yBh8qAHugeTfbxaauN3gSqNp46bGlptURx8GO69nAheG9lDSSwde_Rk_OUstrzyGU-1GzdBj7jQfpuzeIsMLQ3Sv7bNf/s1600-h/smokey.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217763858603962898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTdBZtCCFZyJEDcn2kTOMTfhHN42FGfBBKSI9SOyv6yBh8qAHugeTfbxaauN3gSqNp46bGlptURx8GO69nAheG9lDSSwde_Rk_OUstrzyGU-1GzdBj7jQfpuzeIsMLQ3Sv7bNf/s320/smokey.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>This is most likely going to get me on a 'watch' list somewhere but I have to share my every thought with you, Dear Diary. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>There have been all these wildfires raging all over California and depending on the wind you can smell them in San Francisco (where I live). The other morning I went out for a run and I guess the wind was just right because there was this heavenly scent of burning grasses and wood and my first thought was "oh how lovely" and I inhaled deeply, because it reminded me of fires we'd build as a family at our cabin and sit around and tell stories and then when I got back I was watching the news and they were saying how it was all those forest fires and then I felt bad for liking the smell because acres of land on fire is not good and all those poor animals who couldn't get to a red cross shelter fast enough are being barbequed alive, and then (this is really shameful) I went out and smelled it some more. I mean its not like it smelled a crematorium or ground zero, it was such a nice woodsy smell. Anyway if you don't hear from me, send out the guard, I've probably been kidnapped by some lunatic fringe "smokey the bear" sect.</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-13888290314856227562008-06-30T15:30:00.003-04:002008-06-30T15:38:46.008-04:00CALL ME OLDE-FASHIONED...<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6oveCjiyQWDVhr_AFBT7CXF0FhHJnNLLB6rbw1smDceTorTQsQFPIBUFkLuoOredTJc0WIzF-Ab4mC5kCblrRhkacJIlHe79QC3y5ERXW5Zrm1bFbclsLOlhjOi3W_-SxS4Hj/s1600-h/tramp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217761263465125458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6oveCjiyQWDVhr_AFBT7CXF0FhHJnNLLB6rbw1smDceTorTQsQFPIBUFkLuoOredTJc0WIzF-Ab4mC5kCblrRhkacJIlHe79QC3y5ERXW5Zrm1bFbclsLOlhjOi3W_-SxS4Hj/s320/tramp.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I was watching a show a few days ago and there was this one scene where the woman was "seducing" a man and she started eating spaghetti with her fingers. Have I missed something here? Eating a saucy strand of pasta with your fingers is not sexy to me, its laziness! Do you not have a fork? There are so many other foods out there that you can eat with your fingers, strawberries, chicken nuggets, I'll even give you peanut butter! But spaghetti??? It just isn't done!</div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-26946464887421108742008-05-06T21:41:00.000-04:002008-05-06T21:42:20.743-04:00SOMETIMES I HATE PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLYp&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-91666820368291115382008-05-05T19:08:00.001-04:002008-05-05T19:08:00.439-04:00YEAH THAT'S MY GIRL<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/NzxSNcNAEWQ' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/NzxSNcNAEWQ'/></object></p><p>I came across this clip today, I love this movie!</p></div>p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32009755.post-169841103813542902008-05-05T18:55:00.004-04:002008-05-05T19:02:02.829-04:00WHO NEEDS A CLEAN SLATE?I'm packing all my shit and I gotta say, I have a lot of shit. I came across an old <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_doll">Billy Doll</a>, where the hell did that come from?! I have about 6 broken remotes and basically every phone I've ever owned. I found shoes that were so old they were dried out and the soles curling up. And there is like 2 feet of dust bunnies in the backs of all my closets. I hate packing, the backs of closets were meant for this stuff, I wish I could just leave all of it and set this place on fire!p&khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13426765315258929678noreply@blogger.com0