WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...

I have a friend who is so fucking irritating. Everything you tell him NOT to do, he does. I'll tell him "don't call my phone, text or email me" and he calls, I'll say "I'm going to get a drink, wait here" and he follows me. I say "I'll meet you there" and he shows up outside my door. Now last night I say "I can't wait to see the premiere of 30 Rock tonight" and he fucking calls me in the middle of it!!! I mean WTF. Why are people so fucking stupid??