CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER!!

there is a foreign guy that works on my floor and he sounds like he has downs and its really irritating because he talks constantly and right outside my door. I hate him.

SELF-CENTERED COW

IVANKA TRUMP says "I have beautiful teeth. They shine by themselves, and so do I!".

I was on the fence with her with because she seemed to be working and not showing her cooch and partying and blowing through money and Valtrex like a Paris Hilton type whore, even though she was working for daddy and her daddy is Donald Trump the most disgusting human being in NY, in my mind. But this comment just makes me really fucking hate her. What a useless and snobby comment. It's not hard to shine when you have millions of dollars at your privileged feet you over-processed bitch.

NO SHIT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lil Jon told Forbes. "We're using our success and celebrity and turning that into ways of making money."

DATING THROUGH COMMENTS

I was just reading some of my friends comments on myspace and on one of my friends, a guy was setting up a date with her through her comments section. Isn't that weird? It went back and forth like 4 or 5 times. Why didn't he just email her or text message or CALL?? Now everyone can read that dorky awkwardness. I feel bad for him but I also want to punch him in the nuts.

MY EARS!! MY EYES!!

Wow, she's almost as bad as Britney Spears, I would give her points because her dancing is more spastic but then she does just stand in that one spot so I take them away and her lip synching, why did they even give her a microphone?? Is she a prop singer??

BALLOON SEXY TIME

STINK, STANK, STUNK

Ooof, someone is cooking fishsticks or fish fillets downstairs and it STINKS!

I'M TOO ANNOYED TO THINK OF A TITLE FOR THIS

from the Post, Page 6: "BIJOU Phillips would love nothing more than for her long-time boyfriend, Danny Masterson, to pop the question. Though reps assure us the two have not yet talked about marriage, Phillips was overheard gushing over her beau of three years backstage at the Jill Stuart fashion show. Our spy said, "She talked about how he doesn't do any drugs and she's only surrounded by people who are good for her when she's with him.""

Why does she have to surround herself with people that are good for her, why can't she make her own mind up? What is she 12, she doesn't know how to say no? Give me a break, she needs to take responsibility for own life and actions and stop blaming her problems on "other people". Fucking celebrities, they're all fucked in the head.

SLOW NEWS WEEK??

I've been away for a while so i'm coming in on the tail end of this this vanessa hudgens "scandal". I have not seen the pictures, apparently she pays her lawyers on time, but I have been hearing a lot of this lately from disney folks and old people, essentially "we all make mistakes, I just hope she learned her lesson".

WHAT FUCKING MISTAKE?? WHAT FUCKING LESSON?? So she took some nude pictures of herself, big fucking deal. Its not like she skinned a cat or ate a baby for godssake. Nudity is natural and we see it all the time. I guess its ok when a paparazzi gets the picture but not when its taken by the celebrity itself.

I really have no idea who this girl is besides the HSM stuff, but I hope she doesn't think she actually did something wrong just because some moral fatcat told her she did, I hope she has more self esteem than that, but I wouldn't be surprised if all this attention has forced her into an eating disorder.

YAWN

I'm really fucking tired of ben stiller.

GO ARMY

You know all these people that do these letter drives for the troops, they collect letters that lonely people write to anonymous soldiers and send them on to just random troops in Iraq?

I wonder if the troops aren't sometimes annoyed by them? I mean because they have write back (I assume they do, whenever i hear thse stories the soldiers always write back)and its like if they have a hisband/wife and family plus their parents and siblings, all writing them, isn't getting letters from a total stranger where you have to write back, kind of like work then? If it was me, I'd be like send me some cookies or money if you want to support me, I don't need a fucking chore! Random stranger support isn't going to feed me or put braces on my kids, for godsake.

WHERE YOU AT?!

Wow, I've been away for some time!! I'm gonna get back to posting more frequently, work has been nuts and I've been in Mexico for like FOREVER and there has been constant drama and all that just exhausts me! Anyway, thanks for being loyal readers, I'm sorry for not being here for you and I'll be getting back to posting sometime today.

xoxoxo

EARTHLINK INTERNET NERDS

The earthlink commercial that shows "real people" instead of a server is really retarded. Frankly I'd prefer a server to these dorks. And of course, because it's something I'm looking for on the internet, I can't find the video.

GIVE THEM THE BAMBI TREATMENT

In Page 6 today:

"DISNEY honchos still plan to turn their made-for-TV hit "High School Musical" into a real movie, but they may have to do it without the TV version's major stars, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. A tipster says Disney is "only offering them $1 million each. Zac and Vanessa aren't going to do it."

This is pissing me off. These two were nobodies last year and Disney swept in and made them famous with some stupid ass formulaic song and dance bullshit yet they think they can start demanding more money? These KIDS are being offered 1 million dollars each to do a stupid fucking movie that's already had a sequel to it and is aired on TV and that's not enough for them? Is everyone losing their minds??? Is 1 million dollars now nothing, has the economy tanked that bad? When does a fucking teenager get so fucking uppity from doing FUCKING DISNEY MOVIES, that they think they can start making demands like this, like they run the show, like they're Harvey fucking Weinstein?!?! Disney made them famous in one movie, they can certainly find another pair of bland wannabe Lindsay Lohan/BackStreet boy kids who would happily take their spot and be a little more fucking grateful about. If I was Disney I'd tell them to "GO FUCK YOURSELVES" and then I'd also tell Zac Efron's mom that he's gay. REALLY gay. Like HOMO GAY.

TAPPITY-TAP

Some mornings I come in and I hear my staff typing, typing, typing away and I KNOW it's not work related typing. And it really fucking irritates me.

PARIS FOR PRESIDENT

Why are people (I mean people who write TMZ and celebrity blogs and shit) acting so surprised that Paris Hilton is back to partying and not reading bibles and self help books?? Doesn't this say more about the gullability of the american public than Paris Hilton? Losers.

I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A TITLE FOR THIS

My boss is kind of foreign (french-canadian) and she pronounces everyone's name wrong. Nadine is "NED-dean" and Corinne is "COR-inn" or "CO-reen". It's really fucking annoying because I don't think you'd pronounce these names this way if you WERE french or were speaking french.

I DON'T THINK YOU CAN RETURN AN ITEM FOR SPITE

One of my guy friends is really annoying me, I've been ignoring him for a few months because I was pissed off at him for judging me and then I randomly ran into him at an event a few weeks ago and I couldn't ignore him but now I've been blowing him off, but he's getting increasingly needy: over the weekend he sent me a text that said "wish you were here" and "missing you" and then he sent me an email this morning that was like "call me, cupcake". WTFF?! I'm not your cupcake and even if you felt it was appropriate to call me that I would have to punch you in the vagina as that is the most offensive nickname you can give a person! UGH. So I ignored it out of spite and he's been IM'ing me, but I've been ignoring those to and really, what can I do to get my point across these days?

My ex, the one where we broke up over text and then he continues to check in every few weeks is still texting and emailing me, even after I told him that us being friends "is not going to happen". And one of the emails he sent me was a reply to an email that I sent him telling him we should go our separate ways!!!!!! How much clearer can I get with these assclowns?? I have just HAD it!

GAY ROBOT

I *heart* gay robot!! xoxo

WE'RE GONNA MASH POTATO TO A JUKEBOX TUNE

I'm going to Mexico in a few weeks for vacay, which is great except it was supposed to be a family vacation but now my whole family has backed out so its just me and my mom. UGH. I'm trying to get some friends to come with me, so far I have one nutjob on the fence, its actually her wedding anniversary so she said she might have to spend time with her husband (they're estranged or whatever it's called when you don't sleep with each other anymore but you share a house and you have sex with other people. Oh, roommates, that's right.)

Anyway, I'm bracing myself for more of the antics outlined in the previous post, the only thing saving me is that she doesn't speak spanish and she doesn't understand their money, so this will work in my favor as she's less likely to be insulting if she doesn't understand "those savages" and they're not likely to understand the "loco gringa".

I could see my mother having slaves.