GOOD TIMES

You know what's a fun game?? When you see woman strolling with her baby(ies) in a carriage (the baby should be facing out) and they are totally oblivious, chatting on the phone or with their friends or getting lattes and causing scenes at restaurants, put a look of real concern on your face and in low tones say things like "is that baby dead? It looks purple, what's wrong with it?!" and give the mother a really dirty look, stand back and then watch the panic happen. It's great. If you're afraid of death you can say "is that kid retarded??". That works too.