Thursday, May 03, 2007
CITRUS FRUITS: THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME!!
I was peeling a tangerine today and it kind of hit me, citrus fruits are the anti-socials of fruits. They hate the rest of the fruit so much that they cordon themselves off into their own little sections. They're not like apples, those big, happy, asshole-y, self centered fruits! They're citrus fruit, dammit! Anyway it kind of struck me, that fruit can sometimes be so sick of itself that it makes it own home within a home. I'll never look at a lemon the same way again.