GIMME, GIMME, GIMME

I'm kind of annoyed because the person who has the "Rantastic.com" URL in Blogger has only blogged 5 times and not since 2002. Also they are on the first page of results when I do a search on Google or Ask.com, and my blog is like on the 3rd page of google and not even a result on Ask! I really want that url, shouldn't there be some kind of law or statute that states if you you don't use it, you lose it? I wonder if I can email that person to get them to give it up. They'll probably want some fucking money or something. Asshole.

CRAIGSLIST ABUSERS

In between my hard day at work today reading Gawker and TMZ and sending out my resume, I took the time to read some of the "Best of's..." on Craigslist. Now I love CL. I'm probably one of the earliest readers/users of that site, I've been addicted to the MC's for years, so I have plenty of love for that fat fuck Craig who went and sold it and got a shitload of money for it. But I have to say, I am getting really annoyed with all these people that feel they have to write a 7000 word dissertation on their neighbors/sex life/jobs/rude people etc. Its fucking CL! You write a short two sentence appeal for NSA sex on this site. Maybe a job posting if you've already rubbed one out that day. But not this shit or I don't even know WTF this is about, or even this crap, I mean who the fuck doesn't know the difference between bed buddies and one night stands, in this day and age?! If San Franciscans spent less time convincing themselves that they moved there for the internet bubble and not the gay sex, maybe they would have caught on to these "definitions" a few years ago. Thanks Mr. Day Late and Dollar Short. Or this assclown, hey fuckface, by taking the time to write and post this UNFUNNY and completely unoriginal list of annoying people on CL YOU have turned into 'AN ANNOYING PERSON ON CL". Congrats cock. Lets bring CL back to the sex freaks and crap like this, save your shitty writing for your own blog.

BLOG ETIQUETTE

You know what I find so annoying?? When people design their blogs with a black background. Don't these people ever look at their blogs?! No matter what color font you choose for the writing, it will fucking KILL YOUR EYES!! I can't read more than 5 seconds before I start having headaches and seizures! I'm not going to call any blogs out on this by name, mainly because I don't look at them long enough to read the name of the blog, but also because I have a shitty blog that I'm sure people have issues with. So listen, if you're reading this and you have a blog with a black background, understand that aside from your (probably crappy) musings, you are physically harming people with that shit.