CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER!!

there is a foreign guy that works on my floor and he sounds like he has downs and its really irritating because he talks constantly and right outside my door. I hate him.

SELF-CENTERED COW

IVANKA TRUMP says "I have beautiful teeth. They shine by themselves, and so do I!".

I was on the fence with her with because she seemed to be working and not showing her cooch and partying and blowing through money and Valtrex like a Paris Hilton type whore, even though she was working for daddy and her daddy is Donald Trump the most disgusting human being in NY, in my mind. But this comment just makes me really fucking hate her. What a useless and snobby comment. It's not hard to shine when you have millions of dollars at your privileged feet you over-processed bitch.

NO SHIT QUOTE OF THE DAY

Lil Jon told Forbes. "We're using our success and celebrity and turning that into ways of making money."

DATING THROUGH COMMENTS

I was just reading some of my friends comments on myspace and on one of my friends, a guy was setting up a date with her through her comments section. Isn't that weird? It went back and forth like 4 or 5 times. Why didn't he just email her or text message or CALL?? Now everyone can read that dorky awkwardness. I feel bad for him but I also want to punch him in the nuts.

MY EARS!! MY EYES!!

Wow, she's almost as bad as Britney Spears, I would give her points because her dancing is more spastic but then she does just stand in that one spot so I take them away and her lip synching, why did they even give her a microphone?? Is she a prop singer??

BALLOON SEXY TIME

STINK, STANK, STUNK

Ooof, someone is cooking fishsticks or fish fillets downstairs and it STINKS!

I'M TOO ANNOYED TO THINK OF A TITLE FOR THIS

from the Post, Page 6: "BIJOU Phillips would love nothing more than for her long-time boyfriend, Danny Masterson, to pop the question. Though reps assure us the two have not yet talked about marriage, Phillips was overheard gushing over her beau of three years backstage at the Jill Stuart fashion show. Our spy said, "She talked about how he doesn't do any drugs and she's only surrounded by people who are good for her when she's with him.""

Why does she have to surround herself with people that are good for her, why can't she make her own mind up? What is she 12, she doesn't know how to say no? Give me a break, she needs to take responsibility for own life and actions and stop blaming her problems on "other people". Fucking celebrities, they're all fucked in the head.

SLOW NEWS WEEK??

I've been away for a while so i'm coming in on the tail end of this this vanessa hudgens "scandal". I have not seen the pictures, apparently she pays her lawyers on time, but I have been hearing a lot of this lately from disney folks and old people, essentially "we all make mistakes, I just hope she learned her lesson".

WHAT FUCKING MISTAKE?? WHAT FUCKING LESSON?? So she took some nude pictures of herself, big fucking deal. Its not like she skinned a cat or ate a baby for godssake. Nudity is natural and we see it all the time. I guess its ok when a paparazzi gets the picture but not when its taken by the celebrity itself.

I really have no idea who this girl is besides the HSM stuff, but I hope she doesn't think she actually did something wrong just because some moral fatcat told her she did, I hope she has more self esteem than that, but I wouldn't be surprised if all this attention has forced her into an eating disorder.

YAWN

I'm really fucking tired of ben stiller.

GO ARMY

You know all these people that do these letter drives for the troops, they collect letters that lonely people write to anonymous soldiers and send them on to just random troops in Iraq?

I wonder if the troops aren't sometimes annoyed by them? I mean because they have write back (I assume they do, whenever i hear thse stories the soldiers always write back)and its like if they have a hisband/wife and family plus their parents and siblings, all writing them, isn't getting letters from a total stranger where you have to write back, kind of like work then? If it was me, I'd be like send me some cookies or money if you want to support me, I don't need a fucking chore! Random stranger support isn't going to feed me or put braces on my kids, for godsake.

WHERE YOU AT?!

Wow, I've been away for some time!! I'm gonna get back to posting more frequently, work has been nuts and I've been in Mexico for like FOREVER and there has been constant drama and all that just exhausts me! Anyway, thanks for being loyal readers, I'm sorry for not being here for you and I'll be getting back to posting sometime today.

xoxoxo