THE TRUTH HURTS

Yesterday I was walking from work to the subway and there was a whole gang of girls hanging outside this project or whatever it is and one of them says to me "you ugly". I wasn't even looking at her, she just passed me and said that. I thought that was uncalled for, she was no beauty either. I was going to say "so are you" but I was afraid she'd beat my ass and put it on youtube.

BIG NEWS

So it's official, I am moving to San Francisco! One of the divisions within my company offered me a position and I took it! I'm leaving in a few weeks so things are moving fast now! Anyway, don't fret, I'll still update from there, I'm pretty sure they have the internet in California.

I'D RATHER WATCH MILF ISLAND

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KEEPING UP WITH KARDASHIANS - OW OW OW OW OW

This is so close to the real show, it's hard to tell them apart.

HART'S SEAFOOD

The werewolf bar-mitzvah buffet

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS: MY PACKAGE??

I fucking hate Amazon.com, they are totally useless. They say "get it tomorrow if you order in the next 7 hours and choose next day shipping" so I do that and pay over $9 in shipping when I could get it for free and then next day, no package! So I check my order and it says "delivery estimate March 31st" and now today, no fucking package. So I just checked my account again and it says "delivery estimate April 2nd". Now I'm not fucking retarded, I know how to read the fine print, I've ordering shit online for years and I know all the shipping scams and I have just had it! I mean do they think that because they can change it anytime they want to then they are not bound to their policies? Fucking bullshit. I'm so peeved. Don't shop at Amazon ever again!