SUMMER IDIOCY

I just got out of the shower before and you know when you don't notice a noise until it stops? Well I realized that one of my neighbors had been mowing their lawn. MOWING THEIR LAWN!! We get ONE nice day out here, and people have fucking lawns to mow already?? We had a nor'easter one week ago today and all of sudden your lawn has now grown enough to warrant a mowing?! Is this just a little to the left of wishful thinking?? Optimism gone too far? And I live in a neighborhood where a 1'x1' patch of dirt with dog shit around it constitutes a "lawn". You could cut that with a scissors, you don't need some gasoline powered, sit-on, John Deere for this shit!