Tuesday, February 26, 2008

CODE RED!!

This is just the most ridiculous news story I've read, like, EVER! I mean who are these people making these comments?? It's fucking coffee people and it's not even good coffee, it's burnt overpriced shitty coffee. Personally, I'm shocked and appalled that people actually say these things. About coffee! And now I'm talking about it! Stop me!

1 comment:

Kimberly Riffle said...

Do people really need their coffee on time? Like it's their version of antiretroviral meds. They have to have their double mocha supreme bullshit whatever half caf blah blah at 5:31 pm, and they won't take no for an answer.

Shit, man.
What the fuck?
Do people not realize that there are other coffee shops. Go to the diner. Their coffee is made by some dude with a big gut and a too tiny shirt with a little white apron. How much more authentic can you get?

Answer: Not too much more.