SUGARTITS

CHRISTMAS KITTIES

Someone has way too much time on their hands to put this together, I'll never listen to Silent Night the same again!

MRS. ROBINSON GOT LAID, RIGHT?

I was recently at an office happy hour and I got really drunk and after everyone left, I started making out with this guy that works at the same company, but is like 10 years younger than me. It was pretty embarrassing, and of course I would never actually date him or delude myself into thinking he's dateable, but it does annoy me that he waits for me to get drunk to maul me (this is actually the second time we've kissed, the first time he kissed me but also annoyed me so I was not into it and left before booze could start making decisions for me) but then never does anything else, like ask for my number or email or IM me. I mean what kind of freak is this?? I know, its so "the food here is terrible and there's too little of it!" but it is annoying.

I'D RATHER GET A PIECE OF COAL

There is a commercial on the TV here for WB Mason that is just so ridiculous. At first I thought that it was for package delivery services, but I think it might actually be for office supplies as an alternative to ipods and Guitar Hero for Christmas. Basically Santa can't deliver all the toys to kids because there is a huge snowstorm so then you see all these WB Mason trucks flying around and then two kids unwrapping presents by the christmas tree exclaiming "A stapler!!" "and pencils!!". WTF is wrong with this company, NO KID gets excited over getting office supplies for presents, do they really think that people will start buying each other shredders and binders?? Lame.