Monday, December 10, 2007
MRS. ROBINSON GOT LAID, RIGHT?
I was recently at an office happy hour and I got really drunk and after everyone left, I started making out with this guy that works at the same company, but is like 10 years younger than me. It was pretty embarrassing, and of course I would never actually date him or delude myself into thinking he's dateable, but it does annoy me that he waits for me to get drunk to maul me (this is actually the second time we've kissed, the first time he kissed me but also annoyed me so I was not into it and left before booze could start making decisions for me) but then never does anything else, like ask for my number or email or IM me. I mean what kind of freak is this?? I know, its so "the food here is terrible and there's too little of it!" but it is annoying.