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SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!

I'm kind of glad Prince Harry and this beast broke up, she's massive! The face that SUNK a thousand ships, more like! (I know that's immature, I just want him to myself!)

WHY CAN'T WE JUST RELAX?

I don't get this show "Gossip Girls". These people are supposed to be in their teens yet they look like they're in they're 30's, the hair and makeup and expensive handbags, and their issues are just so lame when you see them being acted out by a person who looks like they could have given birth to a person who is the same age as the character they play. They seem so adult, its creepy. Why aren't they making bad fashion choices and going vegan because some gay singer they like is vegan?

And also why do they have so much drama? Maybe I just don't get teens anymore, but its like "chill, go experiment with dildos and eat ice cream". I mean, I'm almost (ALMOST!) twice their supposed age and I don't deal with half that shit. I don't know anymore. I just don't know.

SKANK

how does she get so much lipstick all over her teeth? Or maybe cum is red in Korea, who knows?!

FATTY, FATTY 2X4...

I'm sorry, but beth ditto is fucking gross. There is embracing your body and have a good self image and there is just obese. Seeing her stripped naked on a stage makes me sick to my stomach.

A LAPDANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING

This woman is such a fucking attention whore, I have no sympathy for her at all. I love my dog and would be heartbroken if someone stole her and really, no one is more sympathetic to people when this happens but first of all, she was in a fucking restaurant eating and tied the dogs up outside, then she offers a reward and goes on TV crying about how they mean everything to her and how she would pay anything and then she gets the dogs back and she stiffs the fucking guy?? If she thinks its a scam she should go the police, but she got her dogs back (which she lost due to her own negligence) and now she refuses to pay him MONEY but will pay him (and his friends) in SEX?? She disgusts me and her dogs should be taken away from her.