ANYTHING FOR RATINGS

You know, I can't help get the feeling that this is all a calculated ploy to get people to see this shitty ass movie. The promoters are like "ok, someone has to take a hit for this movie, Kevin Costner won't do it, so let's give Kelsey a stroke." They would have killed him but they realized that even dead, people wouldn't see this stinker! I see a dangerous hollywood trend.

I suggest they start with reality show stars first.

CABBAGE - THE OTHER LETTUCE

In yet another "these people are so fucking weird" post, I've never seen cabbage used so much as I have since I moved to SF. In burritos, as a side dish, in sandwiches instead of lettuce - s it's fucking everywhere! It's so fucking weird.

YO QUiERO TACO BELL, NO MAS!

Have you seen this from report from the CDC ? Is it me or is the CDC working working with GW on a new plan to keep our borders protected? First its tomatoes, then jalapenos and serrano peppers and now cilantro?? This is a devious plan to scare the shit out of us and turn us against Mexicans. What's next, corn tortillas??

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Um, I just saw a woman wearing ear muffs. WTF?? EARMUFFS? IN CALIFORNIA?? These people are so fucking weird.

PIECEOFSCHMIDT

I really hate the voices on the first season of Family Guy. Especially Lois'. It's so nasal and condescending.

WHAT'S A'HAPPENIN' HOT STUFF

I find it odd? Ironic? Redundant?? That San Francisco, a city that in my admittedly non-scientific poll is like 200% asian has a Chinatown. And a Japantown. There'd be less asian people if you went to China!