NO RERUN, NO ROGER NO RENT

I'm really annoyed right now because I lost my security card that gets me into my office and they are going to charge me $10 for a new one even though I have another one that is deactived. I think they're they're trying to teach me a lesson or some shit, but it's retarded. It's not like I go around losing my card willy-nilly and make them make me new ones every week. I think I might just go on a protest and work from home until they give me a new card for free.

WAS IT BECAUSE I SHIT ON YOUR DESK??

I was out the other the night with some ex co-workers and found out that someone is throwing me a good-bye party from work! Now this is a nice gesture, I have to say, I'm really pleased, but unless I got fired and wasn't told about it, I'm not leaving my job. Oh and how is it I wasn't even invited?? It's like waking up and reading my obituary!