SEINFELD MOMENT

Last night I had a friend over for dinner and he brought a bottle of sake which we never drank. I was just cleaning up the place now and realized that he TOOK THE SAKE HOME WITH HIM!! Who does that?! So he gets this great 3 course home cooked meal (it was great too, he couldn't stop talking about how great it was), drinks a bottle of my wine and a bottle of my Prosecco AND gets a footbath (he has some foot allergy, don't ask) and he can't leave the sake, even if we didn't drink it, as a thank you??? Why are people so fucking un-mannered these days? I would NEVER do that. EVER. ASSHOLE.

CALIFORNIA DREAMING

So I was in LA last week for work and here are some random observations:

1. Rick Dees' commercials for his radio show are retarded. It's basically the camera focused on women's asses as they dance. It sounds benign but it was on during every single commercial break and it drove me insane. INSAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!

2. Bail bondsmen advertise. On TV.

3. Most of LA isn't all pretty people. You have celebrities and the rest are all bad boob jobs and they look like they were styled by Mariah Carey. As an LA friend said "take away the earthquakes and you're in New Jersey".

4. They have a department store called Mervyns. That's the ugliest name I've ever heard for a store. It reminds me of that Seinfeld where Elaine has to go to the board meeting on the water merger for Mr. Pitt and she is disgusted to find out the water is going to be called Moland Creek.

Once again, I have been reminded about how much I love NY. BTW, I did a google image search of "bad boob jobs" and this was the first picture to come up!