A LAPDANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING

This woman is such a fucking attention whore, I have no sympathy for her at all. I love my dog and would be heartbroken if someone stole her and really, no one is more sympathetic to people when this happens but first of all, she was in a fucking restaurant eating and tied the dogs up outside, then she offers a reward and goes on TV crying about how they mean everything to her and how she would pay anything and then she gets the dogs back and she stiffs the fucking guy?? If she thinks its a scam she should go the police, but she got her dogs back (which she lost due to her own negligence) and now she refuses to pay him MONEY but will pay him (and his friends) in SEX?? She disgusts me and her dogs should be taken away from her.

WE JUST CAN'T "LOVE" OUR PETS

I was reading UsWeekly on the train today and there was this lame article about Paula Abdul and her new boyfriend and there was a line in there about how her dogs have accepted him, inferring that if her dogs like him, he's a decent guy and Paula should drug and marry him ASAP (and televise it, of course). I know that I've seen this before about other people and I'd like to just clarify this way of thinking. I have a dog, so I think I am speaking from a pretty good place when I say that yes, using your dog can be a test in dating, however, it's not to see if the dog will get along with the man, it's to see how the man gets along with your dog! I don't buy into this whole "dogs are prescient" bullshit, I know tons of dogs that if a psycho came into your house and brought it a steak, it'd lick his hand and go to town on the steak. I have to yet to see a dog ignore a steak or even a squeaky toy to attack someone robbing you, let alone start barking out messages that the guy you're currently sleeping with is a "bad guy". Can we just let dogs be dogs instead of using them as another lame and pathetic dating ritual?